Responses
"Oh no my 'Totally straight friend who just stuck two fingers up my ass and enjoyed the sound of my voice as I came from his elongated fingers rubbing my prostate and who was OBVIOUSLY disappointed after I asked him if we could keep just being friends after he stayed the night with me' could NEVER like me- how could I be so stupid as to think we could continue even being friends after that? D: "

“Oh no he’s my friend I can’t tell him I like him he’s straight!”
“Oh no he’s my friend I can’t tell him I like him he’s straight even though he just stuck his fingers up my ass and tickled my prostate until I came but yeah he’s definitely just my totally straight not at all interested in me sexually friend” *facepalm*