The perks of yaoiotaku.com

I think I just found the most relatable "About The Author" introduction ever... ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ

"Amateur author and professional pervert, Amelita Rae took a wrong turn on the internet one day. All the innocent young lass wanted to do was watch funny cat videos, but then she discovered Boy's Love and that was the end of any worthwhile contribution she might have otherwise made to the world. She now spends most of her time writing filthy smut that she tries to frame with far-fetched plots and deranged characters, but don't be fooled by her bullshit people, it's all just smut!"