"I've Been Having Nightmares About Him Since He Showed Up"

Critic January 17, 2017 3:32 am

Yoooo, that' your body reminding you not to trust a motherfucker if he doesn't get those blush marks after kissing or sex. You know he's evil if there are no blush marks.
Extra evil points for someone who's obviously manipulative but MC's oblivious enough that those won't count until later.

Responses
    Your Mom January 17, 2017 6:06 am

    hahahahahaha true af

    iridescent January 20, 2017 11:39 am

    Omg yes!! I always think that if he doesn't blush when y'all having sex and kiss, that means there ain't any love, he's bad.