MY WISH FOR THE FUCKER WHO MADE ME THINK THAT WE WERE HAVING SIDE STORY:Every time you open a bag of chips, it explodes from the bottom.Your phone battery drops from 40% to 1% the moment you step out.Your shoelace breaks only when you're already late.You always bite the inside of your cheek when you're chewing something good.Your Netflix logs you out every time you're comfy.You always catch the bus just as it drives away.You always get the itch in that one unreachable spot on your back.Your favorite hoodie always smells slightly weird no matter how many times you wash it.The toilet paper roll is always empty when you need it most.You hear your alarm in your dreams but never wake up until it’s too late.Your mirror has that one mysterious smudge that never wipes off.You get a random itch every time you wear gloves.You always remember the thing you forgot to pack right after the train doors close.Every soda can you open fizzes over like it’s possessed.You always lose just one sock from every matching pair.
MY WISH FOR THE FUCKER WHO MADE ME THINK THAT WE WERE HAVING SIDE STORY:
Every time you open a bag of chips, it explodes from the bottom.
Your phone battery drops from 40% to 1% the moment you step out.
Your shoelace breaks only when you're already late.
You always bite the inside of your cheek when you're chewing something good.
Your Netflix logs you out every time you're comfy.
You always catch the bus just as it drives away.
You always get the itch in that one unreachable spot on your back.
Your favorite hoodie always smells slightly weird no matter how many times you wash it.
The toilet paper roll is always empty when you need it most.
You hear your alarm in your dreams but never wake up until it’s too late.
Your mirror has that one mysterious smudge that never wipes off.
You get a random itch every time you wear gloves.
You always remember the thing you forgot to pack right after the train doors close.
Every soda can you open fizzes over like it’s possessed.
You always lose just one sock from every matching pair.