EHAT WAS THAT

What in the unholy, cosmic fever dream did my innocent eyeballs just consume?? I was peacefully reading, lulled into a false sense of security, and then THIS… THIS abomination crawls out of the narrative abyss. A pink entity, the exact size to torment the human psyche—dripping with alien menace, eyeless yet somehow STARING INTO MY VERY SOUL. My brain short-circuited, my ancestors felt a disturbance, and I swear time itself paused to ask ‘what the actual f* was that?!’