Trust us!!

We will send you on dangerous missions but don’t worry! Just call us and we will come rescue you!!

Uh oh! Looks like we missed your call! Don’t worry! Help is on its way!!

Uh oh! Looks like help got held up! Just stay there!!!

Woops! You’re both almost dead but at least you’re not!

Whoa whoa it’s not OUR fault! You called and we DID rescue you. We never once said we would rescue you quickly!

But since you decided to get mad at us, we will be pinning the blame entirely on you so no one can blame us cause we are NOT to blame! No sir!

Trust us! We got rid of the bad people but we are still at core the same! Don’t worry! You’re both safe here!!! Just rest and recuperate! Here’s a shiny new promotion!

Uh oh! We lost your friend! But it’s not OUR fault! How were we supposed to know this could happen? Nevermind that! Don’t be mad! We kept one of you safe didn’t we? Don’t forget about the promotion we gave you that you can’t use freely! That was great huh?

What do you mean you’re not gonna trust us? We did everything for you!! We rescued you when you called! We brought you both safely back to us! We saved you from corrupt people in our midst! We gave you a promotion! We kept you safe! We will even investigate the kidnapping of your friend free of charge! What more do you want from us?!?!?!