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oh the king thinks he is such a catch and that the empress will sit around and wait for him for two years? hahahahahahah

CRUSH HER

CRUSH HIM

EVERYONE LISTEN UP.
I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH THAT WORDS FAIL ME.

Ok my heart was not prepared for young grandfather. Holy shit put a warning first

YESSSS GIVER HER OFFERINGSSSSSS
BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
CULT TIME

GUYS IF A GIRL:
-Tells you she wants to break up
-Tells you she is seeing other guys
-Actively tells you she wants to live her life without you
-Walks AWAY from your
-Finds numerous times to leave your presence
-Has a way hotter option
She is not into you.

This has been a PSA targeted to dense anime bois who can't take a hint and ask stupid questions

That betrothed bitch about to get her head cut off. Can't believe that stale bread of a personality had the AUDACITY to do that

So first minecraft then Plants vs Zombies and now he made a chomper like in Mario, what game is next?

Did he--Did he propose to her?
Before the rest of the guys?!