Dad joke when I go to my funeral “this graveyard is crowded…people must be dying to get in”
2021-07-03 14:50 marked
The "your mouth is lying but your body honest" like shut up he doesn't want it
2021-05-26 16:09 marked
Kindergarden, kid confessed to my teacher then the news went to my mom, and I never got confessed again after, fuck life
2021-05-15 19:47 marked
Damn I was expecting me to get hate for this but turns out you guys are actually pretty cool
2021-03-18 19:05 marked
oops, this item doesn't exist any more
2021-03-12 11:31 marked
oops, this item doesn't exist any more
2021-03-06 18:07 marked
I have too many sorry
2021-03-02 16:05 marked
Yisssss. I haven’t posted these tho cuz it’s not finished but my @ is ur_weird_cousin_twig on ig
2021-02-26 11:54 marked
do not doubt the power of how cute one picture can be
2021-02-24 15:49 marked
Pov:us dancing in the rain and then u slip and die