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I'm back because the comedy in this manwha is so on point, fr.

We've been in the grey area of who redhead is going to end up with for a while, and our two contenders (who are both way out of his league and definitely not actually contenders) are a) the guy he's not into but thinks has a hot ass who is still in love with his ex, and b) his literal cousin, who is surprisingly hot but a total bastard. We all know that neither of those people are actually options because redhead is such a loser he doesn't deserve one, and the other on is his damn cousin, and the manwha isn't like, teasing us, the cousin being hot is actually for the audiences benefit because redhead gets absolutely ratioed everytime it comes up

So what's the solution? Who does this absolute loser end up with? Well, you know that fucking annoying ass kid, who is still definitely older than redhead, but doesn't act it, and is a total loser and not hot at all....yeah, him (potentially).

It's perfect, of course the losers end up together, that's fucking hilarious

i feel like reading this just made like demons come out of me. like the little devil on my shoulder is like "SAY IT! SAY YOU WANT TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS, UPSIDE DOWN, 360, AND ON THE WALLS" and the angel on my shoulder is nodding along. its actually a problem, because i think I'm going insane. I want him. I need him so badly. Like if uramichis boobs were mountains, i would automatically become a hiker. no, because I'm locked in my room all day, researching how to print out a manga where his pecs are 3d, and my family is worried. every day i sit on my bed or at my desk, daydreaming about what it would be like to motorboat him. I need it so badly. I need to to live. I don't think I'll be able to enter another relationship with a woman as long as uramichis boobs are large, which may be forever. this is ruining my life, but i don't care. I can just imagine burying my face in his breasts as he looks down at me with that blank, lifeless expression. there is absolutely nothing i wouldn't do if he was real. there is no stopping. round after round like I'm the ultimate boxer, but I'm pounding his ass in. if he gets tired, ill wait for him to rest, and when he wakes up, well do it again. if he's real and he says yes, there is absolutely no stopping me. if theres 16 metal walls and uramichi waiting for me to fuck him on the other side, ill tear them down like I'm the hulk. i don't even care. I will. don't even doubt me. Im starting to think that its my life purpose to bring uramichi from manga to real life just to phttt ppltphptltlphphphphpltltlt right between his tits, and its starting to be too real to me. i think i may need professional help, because i just cant get his pecs out of my mind.