I really cannot stand that blonde friend of his. He’s one of those insidious friends that need to be the center of your world. He knows damn well that the top likes him, but for some buttfuck reason, he didn’t do anything about it, and now that the top’s found someone else, he pulls all kinds of stunts to be the center of his universe again. Like stop asking how much the top would do for you. You’re FRIENDS FOR YEARS. If he wouldn’t do a lot, then he’s not a good friend. Fuckin pick me lookin ass. So fucking TIRED bro.










Oh.
Oh no.
Oh no, I like this.
Shawty me too