you're an isekai queen and you know it

FL isekais into the villainess of a novel but turns out someone else also isekais into the heroine, and OH SHIT ITS HER ARCH NEMESIS (they fell off a building together). FL is gonna ruin that entitled bitch’s life, and we sure love a good revenge story with a side of hot archduke ML (who’s threat to the hero/emperor’s throne and hungry for some revenge)

its cute but a pretty standard story. but ah I love it when the ML is easy as fuck and falls by the third meeting hehe

FL is a black knight who gets tricked and killed by her commander for liking money/not having integrity. well, she wakes again and decides to change her ways (even tho she was doing it to pay off bills/debt) and choose a new troop (the red knights) and a new cute commander/ML

ok i get greed is bad, but the dude telling her to not like money sounds like when millionaires tell impoverished people that money can’t buy happiness. like bro, she just wants retirement savings like geez wats ur problem

FL used to be a hermetic witch, until she falls in love with a dying stranger. she saves him and puts him on the throne, only to be killed by him. with her witchy powers, she reincarnates as baby liona, powerful princess of an enemy emperor whose royal children fight to the death to rise to the throne. or so she thinks… cus it sure seems like everyone loves her too much for all that riot

and there’s an adult ML who is gonna like figure out her secret but why he lookin 28 when she’s 8 bruh

it's giving alt universe ~Tyrant's Secretary~

the two grey-haired kids are FL and her brother, who is aide to the black-haired kid (the crown prince). FL knows her brother will get overworked by the lazybum prince, and she says fuck that. BUT brobro's got a little misunderstanding of what all her meddling is about (and that cute brotherly instinct is kicking in)

me, an empath, sensing that its a slow burn. a burn so slow it basically doesn't exist, so come with wholesome thoughts only

baldmir’s tyrant declares he will crown his strongest child and the palace turns into Survivor, except getting voted off the island is, y’know, death. well at 15, 5th princess lizvel gets voted off. she wakes at 10. the plan is simple: act like a crazy bitch until no one sees you as a threat. and it works until 19, when her saintess powers awake and she gets into mind games with a hot archmage who just starts kissing her and AH WHATS GOING ON IM CONFUSED BUT VAGUELY EXCITED FOR SMUT POTENTIAL?!

it's classic revenge story. FL is smart, everyone else isn't, justice is satisfying

FL lived her first life abused, married off, and abused again until she is strangled by her husband. she wakes up as a kid again, two years after her parents died and she is malnourished and mute. she finds her voice, and one by one begins manipulating and picking off the abusive maids/housekeepers/family members who have been mistreating her. also, ML is chillin out in the forest behind her house

FL is reincarnated as a commoner in her own novel. jackpot—she plans to make it rich but ya can’t make money without money (which is honestly the most accurate representation of getting isekai’d haha). she gets kidnapped by the duke over a stolen item and admits everything easy peasy… including that his daughter is a tragic heroine with 10 MLs (wtf that’s so many). duke is also like wtf, so he hires FL as a nanny so they can cap some MLs together

…not …enough …content …still …hungry

FL dies and opens her eyes as regina, friend of the heroine and originally killed by villain duke arsen for seeing some incriminating shit. this time around, the duke isn’t killing her, but stalking her and coercing her into a public image marriage. and FL is just a scared prey, playing along until she can escape. but why does the duke keep blurring the line between acting and love?

it's kinda cliche, but with a name like arsen no wonder he’s setting fires… to our hearts

…i’ll see myself out

lmao better than hinge better than tinder, join apollonia’s maids and 100% chance of getting married to whatever prince the naive FL is currently dating!

but FL is not naive at all. this is all part FL’s secret, cunning plan to retain her claim to the throne and for revenge against her father who murdered her family. when her father’s sister sends a hot powerful assassin for her, FL turns him and takes him in (AND HIS NAME IS YOURE A REAL BITCH I MEAN URIEL BICHE AND THEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD)

Rosalite is the reincarnated older sister of the bullied uke in a BL novel

take 1: she doesn’t change the story, lets rion commit ~flowery~ suicide, then time rewinds
take 2 through four: rion has that tragedy uke luck
takes 5 through whatever: fuck it, time to focus on personal growth, but rion keeps dying
take 20: find a magic sword that tells her to fulfill dead rosalitte’s wish
take 22: protect rion while behaving like an absolute maniac

lmao what kind of hilarious fever dream is this