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It is pretty close but not entirely tasteless and if they aren't groomed well down there you'll get some hairs in your mouth. Licking also gives minimal pleasure and I think most men prefer deepthroat/sucking. I only have experience with my husband so don't hold me to my word. Everyone is different.
It might be the sleep deprivation but when he compared the dick to a sausage it threw me off so far I blanked out for a solid minute and just sat there looking at my crotch like "wtf, really?"