Responses

Dicks: just hanging there waiting to pee or have a spontaneous erection only to get pulled and rubbed to ejactulate only needs to be rubbed with soapy water to get clean
Vaginas (talking from experience having a vagina sucks): MUST BLEED ONCE A MONTH! MUST VOMIT DISCHARGE TO CLEAN MYSELF INSIDE! MUST HAVE MORE THAN FOUR WAYS TO GET OFF! MUST USE SPECIAL SOAP AND SOAP AND SOFT WASH CLOTH TO GET ANY RESIDUE OUT OF NOOKS AND CRANNIES! (Please keep in mind this is all coming from the perspective of the vagina itself and not me shouting at you)
d1cks are scary, let's go back to lightsabers plz