What the fuck is this title?

I was thinking the same thing

I think it's supposed to catch your attention. Because, in Japan, not many people read the summaries of the mangas, as a result so many mangas are going unnoticed, so now they are trying a new tactic of fitting an entire summary into the title instead. That is why so many mangas have long titles. If this manga grabbed your attention because of the title, then this tactic worked.