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Hey now, he never cheated! He just tripped and, uh, fell in! 206 times!

Naw, look, he never cheated. He just gave those girls a friendly massage. He was concerned about their back problems, and after reading a book in the Yoga section of his local bookstore, he offered to help them out! The book was called... Ka-something Sutra I think. Yeah, anyway, *totally* not cheating.
You got what you deserve asshole(≧∀≦)