Damn the censorship is real with this one

Lord have mercy, I had to read that a few times to figure out what the F was going on. I mean really. They're allowed to show them head bumping and crotch bumping but not catching him from falling? What was happening in the close up of someone's back?
I feel so bad for the artists, they either get these big ass flowers, or curtains pasted over their work or it just gets cut up beyond belief.