can the duke jump

zenith✩✮ June 3, 2024 1:58 pm

and bite the curb dude i wanna say this to it I’ll tie you up to a boat and cut four holes behind the boat so I can put your arms and legs inside that so it’s underwater, I will then feed you milk and honey to the point your stomach is visible. And then coat your body using that milk and honey causing you to get severe diarrhea, once you do that I will then push the boat into the river and the milk and honey will attract insects and rodents like rats, flies, bees and more. Maybe the rats already burrowed inside your stomach well if you’re still alive i’ll repeat the process again and again like it’s a daily basis.
I will lure you to a dark alleyway and dismember your body parts and chop your head off and make it a frame and put it on my desk
I will gouge your eyes out using a fork and rip your intestines out and that will make you die of internal bleeding, I will then slit your throat and put some gauze and slit it again until you die of blood loss.

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