My life plan: Read Yaoi to death.(๑•ㅂ•)و✧ And die an epic death when I run and ...

Yaoi Fetish Granma February 18, 2017 6:39 am

My life plan:
Read Yaoi to death.(๑•ㅂ•)و✧
And die an epic death when I run and skydive into a volcano while reading Yaoi. + I want to be the person to claim the oldest person in the world title. I'll be 150 when I die.(〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 and on my gravestone, there'll be an engraving of, "Rest in Peace Gay Porn Loving Grandma. ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~She wanted to be remembered as an old perverted granny.ლ(´ڡ`ლ) All she wanted to do in life was read gay comics called Yaoi–so she says."( ̄∇ ̄")

What's yours?(▰˘◡˘▰)

Responses
    Anonymous February 18, 2017 6:44 am

    My Life Plan:
    Find a boyfriend.
    Start dating that boyfriend.
    Break up cos he finds my hobby gross.
    Cycle repeats until I find myself as the lazy aunt who lives on my sister's couch. Or I become a cat lady. Depends on if my sister takes me in or not.

    Rz_koko February 18, 2017 6:49 am

    Dating/married with really really rich seme with well endowed down there and live together, so i dont need to work and i can reading+watching all yaoi every day
    Fufufu~ ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ

    Yaoi Fetish Granma February 18, 2017 7:00 am
    Dating/married with really really rich seme with well endowed down there and live together, so i dont need to work and i can reading+watching all yaoi every dayFufufu~ ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ Rz_koko

    Ah, don't we all want a little bit of that rich seme that's all good in bed?ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

    Yaoi Fetish Granma February 18, 2017 7:01 am
    My Life Plan:Find a boyfriend.Start dating that boyfriend.Break up cos he finds my hobby gross.Cycle repeats until I find myself as the lazy aunt who lives on my sister's couch. Or I become a cat lady. Depends ... @Anonymous

    Ah, life. Same thing for me. I'll probably be admitted into a mental ward before I turn thirty though.

    jojo February 18, 2017 7:02 am

    Simple
    Graduate.
    Get rich as hell.
    Buy all the talented mangaka out there and make them draw manga until I die.
    Buy cadbuary's and toblerone's chocolate factory so that I'm not out of food stock.
    Buy tickets to random strangers and watch movies with them.
    Throw money everywhere I went every Friday.
    Buy branded hoodiesand only wear them for comfortable sleep.
    Get unlimited internet access so that I never miss any important uploaded videos
    THIS LAST ONE WILL NEVER HAPPEN BUT STILL....
    I'LL BUY GD, SEVENTEEN AND BTS.
    AND MAKE THEM SING IN MY FUNEREAL

    Rz_koko February 18, 2017 7:09 am
    Ah, don't we all want a little bit of that rich seme that's all good in bed?ლ(´ڡ`ლ) @Yaoi Fetish Granma

    Hahaha maybe its more easy for u to found it because ur fujoshi, its really hard for fudanshi to have smooth relationship like that especially for uke like me
    huhu ┗( T﹏T )┛

    Hail Me, The Gaylord February 18, 2017 7:17 am

    Life:
    Get rich fast.
    Learn Japanese so I can read all the raws I want.
    Go to Japan and become a resident and live near some bookstore to buy all the mangas I want.
    Start learning Korean too so I could read the Manhwa/Manhua (I can't tell the difference).
    Kidnap Mafumafu, my favorite Utaite and make him sing my favorite songs.
    Eat mochi for the rest of my life.

    Die during a bank robbery. (I can't explain why I want this.)
    My will: "Please—! Get rid of all information on my computer! And PS, please come to my funeral."

    Yaoi Fetish Granma February 18, 2017 7:26 am
    Hahaha maybe its more easy for u to found it because ur fujoshi, its really hard for fudanshi to have smooth relationship like that especially for uke like me huhu ┗( T﹏T )┛ Rz_koko

    It may be "easier" but I have little interest in sex and relationships. I can't look at a real d*ck or v... It grosses me out, but 2D, I love 2D.

    Yaoi Fetish Granma February 18, 2017 7:27 am
    SimpleGraduate.Get rich as hell.Buy all the talented mangaka out there and make them draw manga until I die.Buy cadbuary's and toblerone's chocolate factory so that I'm not out of food stock.Buy tickets to rand... @jojo

    Hooray, hoorah! Would you mind sharing some?ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

    Yaoi Fetish Granma February 18, 2017 7:28 am
    Life:Get rich fast.Learn Japanese so I can read all the raws I want.Go to Japan and become a resident and live near some bookstore to buy all the mangas I want.Start learning Korean too so I could read the Manh... Hail Me, The Gaylord

    Mind translating when you learn Japanese?(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
    And nice Username!