
My Life Plan:
Find a boyfriend.
Start dating that boyfriend.
Break up cos he finds my hobby gross.
Cycle repeats until I find myself as the lazy aunt who lives on my sister's couch. Or I become a cat lady. Depends on if my sister takes me in or not.

Ah, don't we all want a little bit of that rich seme that's all good in bed?ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Ah, life. Same thing for me. I'll probably be admitted into a mental ward before I turn thirty though.

Simple
Graduate.
Get rich as hell.
Buy all the talented mangaka out there and make them draw manga until I die.
Buy cadbuary's and toblerone's chocolate factory so that I'm not out of food stock.
Buy tickets to random strangers and watch movies with them.
Throw money everywhere I went every Friday.
Buy branded hoodiesand only wear them for comfortable sleep.
Get unlimited internet access so that I never miss any important uploaded videos
THIS LAST ONE WILL NEVER HAPPEN BUT STILL....
I'LL BUY GD, SEVENTEEN AND BTS.
AND MAKE THEM SING IN MY FUNEREAL

Life:
Get rich fast.
Learn Japanese so I can read all the raws I want.
Go to Japan and become a resident and live near some bookstore to buy all the mangas I want.
Start learning Korean too so I could read the Manhwa/Manhua (I can't tell the difference).
Kidnap Mafumafu, my favorite Utaite and make him sing my favorite songs.
Eat mochi for the rest of my life.
Die during a bank robbery. (I can't explain why I want this.)
My will: "Please—! Get rid of all information on my computer! And PS, please come to my funeral."

It may be "easier" but I have little interest in sex and relationships. I can't look at a real d*ck or v... It grosses me out, but 2D, I love 2D.

Hooray, hoorah! Would you mind sharing some?ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Mind translating when you learn Japanese?(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
And nice Username!
My life plan:
Read Yaoi to death.(๑•ㅂ•)و✧
And die an epic death when I run and skydive into a volcano while reading Yaoi. + I want to be the person to claim the oldest person in the world title. I'll be 150 when I die.(〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 and on my gravestone, there'll be an engraving of, "Rest in Peace Gay Porn Loving Grandma. ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~She wanted to be remembered as an old perverted granny.ლ(´ڡ`ლ) All she wanted to do in life was read gay comics called Yaoi–so she says."( ̄∇ ̄")
What's yours?(▰˘◡˘▰)