*looks to the left* *looks to the right* *looks under the table* *looks in my fridge* *looks over the mountain* *looks under the sea*
oh where have they gone? where have the elysee defenders all gone? come back! your inspirational girlboss has just admitted to how much she loves torturing her husband and is about to commit sexual assault by proxy!! we need you to write another thinkpiece about how she's actually so relatable!
seriously though this is so funny. "if the story was from her perspective, you'd side with the wife" LMFAO NO TF I WOULD NOT. WE JUST GOT HER PERSPECTIVE AND IT WAS *ATROCIOUS*.
*looks to the left*
*looks to the right*
*looks under the table*
*looks in my fridge*
*looks over the mountain*
*looks under the sea*
oh where have they gone? where have the elysee defenders all gone? come back! your inspirational girlboss has just admitted to how much she loves torturing her husband and is about to commit sexual assault by proxy!! we need you to write another thinkpiece about how she's actually so relatable!