I wanna know what this is too! Sounds super interesting
This sounds so familiar but idk, if anyone finds it lmk too
WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! lemme see if I can find it
The line being “I pity your ass for not knowing love” I believe youre talking about this story
How To Break Up With Him.
Correct thank you for finding it.
No biggie
Basically main dude is in college with brown hair. He goes to a gay bar to drink away his sorrows of being single when he bumps into the love interest he quotes the magical girl show from his childhood (something about love) and then the love interest (bulky black haired rich serious heir dude) becomes downbad and they date. At some point the love interest's brother is shown to be in love with the bar tender.