My Poor Baby Dodged a Psycho Twink and Landed into the Arms of another Rich Criminal

Darn Ilay, I hope he stubs his toe on a corner, spills his drink, then slams his head into a cabinet. AND stumbles right into jail with a bunch of macho psychos. ALSO, he should be heavily taxed for every bit of oxygen he takes, as he is undeserving of rights. But on the delulu side, like, his character design is still fine as hell