Dude she's not angry at how you lied about being a gardener... She's probably angry at all that *needlessly perverted* veiled stuff you said to her, as an engaged woman (and trying to get away with it by using racy, almost rancy "gardener metaphors" that you *thought* she wouldn't catch onto... about "flowers blooming best at night", and about "flower buds being *opened* with careful touch"... Eeeeww, so disgusting of you to say that to someone on your 1st meeting, ever!)
Her maiden name is "Fleur" and, and as an avid reader, she must have ended up catching on, in the end, what he was *really* saying, under all that "poetry"...
(And really, I'd recommend he watch the flower segment in Pink Floyd's movie "The Wall"... I bet *THAT* would cure him from trying to use *flowers* as metaphors for veiled sexually-harassing comments to anyone, ever again... He's clearly a disrespectful, patronizing creep, so he's one dude that really does deserve the lesson, of getting disturbed by it..)
Dude she's not angry at how you lied about being a gardener... She's probably angry at all that *needlessly perverted* veiled stuff you said to her, as an engaged woman (and trying to get away with it by using racy, almost rancy "gardener metaphors" that you *thought* she wouldn't catch onto... about "flowers blooming best at night", and about "flower buds being *opened* with careful touch"... Eeeeww, so disgusting of you to say that to someone on your 1st meeting, ever!)
Her maiden name is "Fleur" and, and as an avid reader, she must have ended up catching on, in the end, what he was *really* saying, under all that "poetry"...
(And really, I'd recommend he watch the flower segment in Pink Floyd's movie "The Wall"... I bet *THAT* would cure him from trying to use *flowers* as metaphors for veiled sexually-harassing comments to anyone, ever again... He's clearly a disrespectful, patronizing creep, so he's one dude that really does deserve the lesson, of getting disturbed by it..)