First chapter is cliche to the point of parody. Nothing that hasn't been done better befor...

First chapter is cliche to the point of parody. Nothing that hasn't been done better before. Parents that discuss a dark deadly secret in the middle of wedding hall. Prince that marries a woman no one likes, even though the saintess that likes him and is loved by everyone is right there. The deadly secret that's immediately revealed. The onlookers willing to loudly gossip about the bride of the crown prince. The DeviantArt level of torture. The comically malicious villainess. Daft and boring