Responses

Same. For example:
You want a bunny that kicks well and gets zoomies? You got me.
You want a kitty cat that can be both loving and precocious? I’m the one.
Need a dog that comes to you for love and attention while bearing gifts? I can do that no problem.
While I won’t eat insects and bother you at night, I can certainly be a frog or a toad in your pool that seeks to be useful.
If you want a snake that wraps around you at night for warmth, I’m there for you.
And the list goes on…
Please. I want what she has. I don't mind being a dog either.