Jaegang better be so miserable that even his reflection refuses to look at him. I want him so down bad he starts leaving voicemails to Dan’s shadow, apologizing in morse code. This man should be so whipped that even whipped cream looks at him and says, ‘damn, that’s excessive. I hope Dan makes him beg so hard that even his ancestors feel secondhand embarrassment. This man should be crawling, sobbing that hearing Dan’s name gives him instant shoulder pain HAHAHHAHAHA
Jaegang better be so miserable that even his reflection refuses to look at him. I want him so down bad he starts leaving voicemails to Dan’s shadow, apologizing in morse code. This man should be so whipped that even whipped cream looks at him and says, ‘damn, that’s excessive. I hope Dan makes him beg so hard that even his ancestors feel secondhand embarrassment. This man should be crawling, sobbing that hearing Dan’s name gives him instant shoulder pain HAHAHHAHAHA