Where the fuck in Chicago is this placed??

Ok, as an illinoisan, i’m irritated. First, it says “illinois” vaguely. Sure. Shows this sort of german-like town and then shows a big hill. I’m like, ok. Maybe this is supposed to be southern illinois where the glaciers didn’t hit. Then the mf says chicago???? This is NOT chicago. IMO, it’s gotta be on the north shore somewhere. Lake forest, Waukegan, Glenview. Something like that. Absolutely not Chicago. Author did no research and just eeny meeny miny mo’d this bullshit. I’m irritated. Aside from that, what a weird plot… I knew the big guy (already forgot his name) was a gang-related guy IMMEDIATELY. This dylan dude is a dumbass. They’re both dumbasses. Big dude is batshit crazy. I don’t know. And the title??? Really??? Groan???? Like I get that it’s probably referencing when dylan accidentally made a noise when he was fingering himself… but my god. Could’ve picked anything else. The title was so bad I had to read it.