Zucchini????

Turnip March 16, 2025 1:48 am

I'm a chapter or two late but wtf??? How tf did that happen to the zucchini???? She drained it of its fuckin life force or something like a vampire.

Also, why the fuck would you use a zucchini???? A cucumber makes sense but zucchinis are prickly and I mean you can wash them to scrape off all the spiny little hairs, but I wouldn't trust it enough to shove it up there -- imagine you miss a few of the prickly hairs. The itch you have would be impossible to deal with, I'd throw myself off a bridge.

Responses
    kana March 21, 2025 11:52 am

    Zucchini’s are smooth???

    flcl March 21, 2025 11:14 pm

    what kind of zucchinis have u seen

    Turnip March 22, 2025 6:48 am

    Lol, we grow zucchini almost every year in our garden and ours always grow with these tiny hairs. They're very small and thin, but they go into your skin and make you itch like hell. It makes the squash almost prickly to the touch.
    I've never bought one from the store but based on the replies I'm getting, I assume they scrub them down when they're processed since that pretty much takes care of the prickly little hairs.
    I would still use a cucumber though-
    Like I said, I wouldn't want to risk there being even one of those itchy, prickly hairs still on the thing

    kana March 22, 2025 7:16 am
    Lol, we grow zucchini almost every year in our garden and ours always grow with these tiny hairs. They're very small and thin, but they go into your skin and make you itch like hell. It makes the squash almost ... Turnip

    Ohhhh that’s so interesting??? Yeah all the ones I’ve seen are store bought and r smoothed down ahha

    Robot_rabbit1234 March 29, 2025 2:54 am
    Lol, we grow zucchini almost every year in our garden and ours always grow with these tiny hairs. They're very small and thin, but they go into your skin and make you itch like hell. It makes the squash almost ... Turnip

    I know exactly what ur talking abt! I dont grow them personally but i used to participate in a gardening club that would grow them!