Nah someone castrate the ex

how about u castrate urself bitch

?

guys don't mind this person, this is my client and they're having a bad day cuz I couldn't deliver the 55 inch spiked vibrating dildo today and they're crashing out bcs of it

i already received it

I agree

I have a bone to pick w you I’ve still haven’t received my rainbow horse XXL dildo from 3 months ago

Dam how did it turn from an escaped mental patient cussing out at me to them receiving their megalondon dildo

I apologize for the inconvenience, I'll be giving you a free rainbow-colored buttplug with a soft pony tail attached to it for a seamless experience and a heating strawberry-flavored water-based lube along with your initial order!

Again, I'm deeply (pun intended) sorry. Please do order again, I will be more tactful next time!