if it's non alcoholic wine then it's made of grape juice not apple juice...( ̄∇ ̄")
It's saddening if that was you attempting to make a joke. It truly sounded like you had no idea what you were talking about. You can't fault other people for that. "Act clever" you say... you must understand that this is a bit ironic lol
"Correct me if I'm wrong." I think you received quite an amount of ass-whoooping corrections

.. I wouldn't call that a non alcoholic wine. You know those bottles for kids that are in a shape of a champagne bottle that are filled with apple juice,it has those bubbles in it too.. Yeah that's more like it than that fancy name "Non-alcoholic fancy wine that I wanna show off with"(#wine4life) SIT YOUR ASS DOWN THERE AND JUST SAY ITS A MF APPLE JUICE WITH BUBBLES damn.