Actually… they do in real life. They don’t get vagina wet but your butt does produce slight lubricants, especially when you are taking a shit lol.
Yes to the comment above and also maybe some precum of ML
you know what? thank you. i did not know that!! i still don't think it'd help get a dick inside you askjdsfjh but useful information! who knew you'd need to get your ass lubed up to shit? wow kajsdskjdf
the precum was gonna be a part of my joke lol but i couldn't fit it in hahaha
Yeah you ever had a slimy shit? That’s booty lube
Slimey***
booty lybe LOOOOOL that's the funniest fucking thing askjdssdfjdf next time i'll try to pay attention to my shit xD
what? you didn't use lube, didn't even see you use spit (which actually ends up drying up) so how is he wet? did this turn into an omegaverse all of a sudden? asses don't get wet my dude ajsdhsfhdg
i'm nitpicking to offset my horniness don't mind me