I swear I tried...

You're losing out a lot. It's probably because of the high quality translation that makes you unable to deal with it. I don't know how to put it but it's a story that requires a bit of an above average intelligence. Kinda like a story for intellectuals. But if someone's attention span is that of a gold fish, I fear it isn't for them

Oh I asure you I'm more than capable of reading and comprehending it. But it definitely doesn't require avove average intelligence to do so. Regular interpretation hability is enough. This is most certainly not a "story for intellectuals". It's posh and overused formal speech doesn't make it harder to read or interpret, only boring. Having one or two characters with this specific speeching pattern would make it funny, those being the damon kind would make it interesting, everyone makes it boring and overcomplicated.
On the other hand, while a goldfish's attention span is a popularized saying it is in fact a myth and even if used figuratively it still wouldn't make a difference in regards of my complaint. There is a difference between the inability to read this and the lack of motivation to do so.
Again, while it is more accurate and in line with the characters positions and backgrounds choosing such a formal way of speaking for so many characters makes it feel to rigid and less inviting to read. If I wished to read something pompous and over polished I'd go look for such literature in actual books. But webcomics would not be where I'd wish to read it, a sentiment you might not share but I guarantee other readers do.

what the fuck is wrong with y'all just read

Just reading, but say, all we had this chapter was two characters talking in rich people talk and the protagonist adding absolutely nothing to the talk other than repeating what others said in question format and have that same signature nonchalant face with a single additional droplet of sweat that's been there for at least 2 chapters now. I enjoy this story greatly and do like where it's going, but goddamn it it's not a "just read it" scenario, I am reading it. And I'm not enjoying it.

See... that's what I'm talking about... it feels dull and repetitive... I still like the story... but theres to much posh talk and little action... and it makes it feel... like when I'm reading an essay where the person convoluted the writing to make the number of words/letters...

I'm very glad to not be the only one. There's so many of the same genre that I know what I'm getting into, but when I see the premise of "OP mc with natural talent and a nonchalant attitude" I was sold on that... It's kinda like the manhwa was going at full speed and then just... Hit the brakes with all it's might and everything derailed! lol It's not like that'll make me drop it, but it does feel kinda shitty...