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my sweet babyboy I would die for you but if I do die it's not because I said you're cute. It's because I'm stupid. Correlation is not causation, or what smart people said because, once again, I'm stupid.
Case in point: I posted the comment before finishing writing the title. Moron nation rise up.
I love the MC but I swear the his logic makes me cry shabsh "it all happened because I'm cute..." BROSKI NO-
I bet if he tried to make eggs for himself in the morning and the one egg he had fell on the floor and he had nothing else for breakfast he'd go "it all... it all happened because... that one chicken who birthed this egg was one who saw me from afar and thought I was too pookie shmookie cutie patootie... it's all my fault her egg jumped off my hand to its death... this is the true struggle of a cutie patootie... no one would understand... besides me... this curse is too strong..."