If Hiyorin's becoming another teacher I'll scream

There are so many other job's fitting for midgets like us though...officeworker (you'll be treated as an intern for an infinite duration, no change there), doorstop, cleaning lady (there already are mops with telescopic rods, you know?), paperweight, public servant, car mechanic (make those tiny hands useful!)
You shouldn't try nurse (ppl can't trust their whole bodyweight to someone who can barely reach above the bed, though that works just fine if you know how), shop assistant (shop counters are our enemies!)...so much more than "the person who barely manages to appear above the teacher's desk"!