it's a toss up

Which sucks more, puberty or growing up and being a parent? Ans: they are both equally horrifying in countless ways! Many of these ways are surprisingly similar. Let's see: "My body feels like it doesn't belong to me anymore". "Am I becoming a monster?!" "I hate everyone." "This is the strongest love I have ever known." "I would like to go for five seconds without someone touching me with sticky little hands." "I don't understand any of these humongous feelings." "Will I ever sleep again??!?" "How does anybody do this alone?" (Nobody can do this alone.)