So he’s probably fucking snakes right now

Definitely so based on the reflection of the window.

i'm trying to justify it by telling myself they're *spirit snakes* so it's not beastiality for real but i think i've also just dead-brain scrolled through the last ten chapters or so and it's all becoming a blur

Haha, I hear you. I can now check off snakes on my list though even though it was never there.