We wore mermaids, saves her and takes her to a Caribbean paradise where she can swim with mermaids and wear bikinis and get a tan, rather than living with a toxic father who makes her wear corsets. I want to see her wear seashell bikinis, and have any eternal Caribbean paradise life with her mermaid girlfriend.
Oh my God, would it be awesome if they had a nightclub for mermaids called club Penguin. I mean LIK, there she is promoting mermaids, parting it up in the ocean, and they’re like, why do you call Club? Penguin. And she’s like, because penguins go both in the land and in the water. But we will I’ll get the joke, right?

I could care less about that thing. Karen deserves more than having a pathetic, greedy, narcissistic father like him