
It’s quite presumptuous to assume that I eat. Remember, anorexia isn’t just a diet; it’s a lifestyle. Just kidding! Or am I? I mean, I don’t know. I have weight issues. I always think I’m fat. But yeah, explosive diarrhea wouldn’t be the worst thing. At least I would lose weight. Which really makes you think about my priorities.

No, it’s quite the opposite. I have heterophobia. Like, you can’t be having my girlfriend dating another man. I mean would’ve been different if it was another girl or she had to choose between him and the empress, but then you’re going to go around and have her go out with a dude like that? Just because she kicked his ass? She’s my girl! If she played for both teams, I would totally get it, but just saying… she only plays for one team? Why are you gonna do that to me? Yeah I am bitter! How come every time I see a girl that’s like, giving out all the clues, and then all of a sudden they’re like, but she’s totally straight though. So I’m going to assume it’s a beard and that’s how it’s going to stay. She’s too good for him anyway
So, her brother in love with the lesbian?