Ok, Potato Person! You want men to notice you...strip down to your scivvies and do a pole dance on a lamp post singing twinkle twinkle little star follow up with the recital of the Jabberwocky from memory! Sure, you might get arrested. Possibly get exposed on the internet where everybody that knows you will see. Maybe turn into a meme...but please, at this rate, you would be seen as that one bitch who would ask why won't senpai notice her while spreading your legs!
And Best Boy, honey....I know that you're dealing with the stuff that Sparkler put you through. But you're different. If you see that kind of relationship ain't working for your girl...you gotta say something. For her sake.
Ok, Potato Person! You want men to notice you...strip down to your scivvies and do a pole dance on a lamp post singing twinkle twinkle little star follow up with the recital of the Jabberwocky from memory! Sure, you might get arrested. Possibly get exposed on the internet where everybody that knows you will see. Maybe turn into a meme...but please, at this rate, you would be seen as that one bitch who would ask why won't senpai notice her while spreading your legs!
And Best Boy, honey....I know that you're dealing with the stuff that Sparkler put you through. But you're different. If you see that kind of relationship ain't working for your girl...you gotta say something. For her sake.
And OH MY GOSH! MORON DOWN!
HELP! POLICE! MURDER!
...there, I helped the moron. Moving on.