the nonsense is the point

These gangsters in here stealing actual pirate treasure, gold dubloons and whatnot, is this kid's bank the Federal Reserve?! And huge bags of it like Scrooge MacDuck on holiday, do you know how much that shit weighs?? You're not carrying it out in a burlap sack with dollar signs on it, you need a hand truck my friend, at the very least, if not a forklift. Getting crushed into a coma by a semi somehow results in a heart transplant? And that's it?? Magically the heart tanked all the damage from inside his body I guess. Was regular old heart disease not tragic enough or something?? Truck-kun works hard for the money and doesn't deserve this.

edit: oh and now your medical records are something street thugs can google from their laptop on a card table in somebody's basement, okay sure. This is a huge HIPAA violation, the outrage, the audacity

edit II: "Why are you sleeping? Why did you just faint" "I don't know, maybe because MY NEW HEART is acclimating to my malnourished, recently comatose body?? The body you very recently beat up, locked in a dank vault, drenched in freezing cold water, and jerked around like a chew toy?? You're not the brightest bulb in the marquee, are you." Point: My mouthy ass would absolutely get punched by kidnappers in a hostage situation. This kid is smart to stay unconscious as much as possible.