Sometimes I’m glad to be a heterosexual female living in the real world

guess_mytype June 14, 2025 10:24 pm

Being either the seme or the uke would suck so badly in a BL. Imagine trying to hide your flaccid math ruler dick in the bathroom after peeing in a way that doesn’t accidentally flash anyone. Also, imagine having such a tiny dick leading to getting made fun of and finding out you had imbalanced hormones. Also, imagine needing to have at least 1 hr of foreplay if you wanted to enjoy sex and not being able to deepthroat comfortably just cuz the peepee was way too big….

Responses
    UmChile June 14, 2025 10:18 pm

    Ayo? Lmaoooo?

    guess_mytype June 14, 2025 10:21 pm
    Ayo? Lmaoooo? UmChile

    Hiiiii againnn

    LadyKHatake June 14, 2025 10:26 pm

    Uuuuhhhh ok.

    YummiePie June 14, 2025 10:31 pm

    But you then you get icked by the small ones which is practically everyone trash and crave that good man with the 10 inches so you can gaslight yourself into thinking that you only feel pleasure like bish is that not why you read erotic shi'

    guess_mytype June 14, 2025 11:49 pm
    But you then you get icked by the small ones which is practically everyone trash and crave that good man with the 10 inches so you can gaslight yourself into thinking that you only feel pleasure like bish is th... YummiePie

    I do get ticked off by small ones because it's unrealistic. I know this is fiction, but at least make the dudes actually men, not just girls in the skin of boys. I think 5.5-7 inches is plenty for at least what I'm looking for, but it's not in my principle to go sleeping around for that specific requirement. Some people can take in 10 inch dicks fine, but that's cuz of foreplay and how horny they are + a bit of anatomy. I personally don't think I can do that, having never done anything to my private parts except wipe the nooks and crevices with water on my period lol (I use a lota). For me, the reason why I read erotica is because I like how romances develop (when the writing is good). I kind of just read this cuz of the uke, but like I have no standards when it comes to mangago (I kind of read things without discrimination and then kind of rate them based on how much I liked them). I guess one thing to mention is that I hate BJ Alex, Payback, Killing Stalking and Love is an Illusion but I like Shame Vibration, Dawn of the Dragon, One-Room TA and Private Scandal if you want to understand my tastes (even though it's probably not enough ahahah).