LMFAO this comment is so hilariously real
IM SOBBING WITH THE EXAMPLE
lmao they are so disappointing vajayjay will disappear into oblivion
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I have a close bond with mine, so it will pray for me before it respectfully yeets itself into oblivion. Hopefully, they don't copulate with the opposite sex, men can have these guys all to themselves #RIP #happypride #nogoodlay
All the male leads make my ovaries as dry as the sahara desert. If I met any of them in real life, my vagina would shrink and cave into itself, and I'd never have to worry about birth control again.