Felony speedrun, because crime is his love language (and he’s fluent)

Noir June 19, 2025 11:53 pm

Of course he has to commit a crime every ten chapters or so. This time it was smuggling in plants and then tracking down the bullies just to intimidate them into apologising. This man is clearly on a mission to commit as many crimes as possible…without ever getting caught.

Responses
    lla696308 June 20, 2025 12:34 am

    Let this man commit felonies oh my God. Just let him. He’s in America right now. Like depending upon what point he’s in America even our fucking president commits them. *crying face* atleast he’s doing it while hott

    SaltyOmelette June 20, 2025 12:50 am
    Let this man commit felonies oh my God. Just let him. He’s in America right now. Like depending upon what point he’s in America even our fucking president commits them. *crying face* atleast he’s doing it... lla696308

    "this isnt where you belong"


    oh he definitely does

    Noir June 20, 2025 12:58 am
    Let this man commit felonies oh my God. Just let him. He’s in America right now. Like depending upon what point he’s in America even our fucking president commits them. *crying face* atleast he’s doing it... lla696308

    Hahaha…the political situation’s so bad, even manga comment sections are roasting the president. Hang in there, better days are coming (assuming the apocalypse doesn’t beat us to it).

    lla696308 June 20, 2025 1:22 am
    Hahaha…the political situation’s so bad, even manga comment sections are roasting the president. Hang in there, better days are coming (assuming the apocalypse doesn’t beat us to it). Noir

    If there’s no yaoi in the apocalypse please just kill me. I’ve lived enough. I’m not one of God‘s strongest soldiers. I don’t know what you’ve heard. Hahahahahaha