Best description ever
See I feel the same way it’s the whole following you into the bathroom thing that I won’t be able to get behind. It’s when they chain you up and don’t let you go to the bathroom by yourself and now the handsome guys watching you poop. Or when you pass out after sex and they’re cleaning out your asshole. Like one of my tummy hurts and I get gassy and I just need to lay there and fart for a while. Could you please just go in the other room?! Like I’m cool with like 95% of it, but I’m gonna need them to step off for the other percentage.
That was... weirdly especific. Are you... okay?
Yes and no. I have read so many of these stories so I kinda have a type and I would love to have a man like this, but you see I have been writing down all the specific dealbreaker just in case he ever pops up. You know if God forbid my lovely husband ever dies, who is in no way shape or form yandere. He doesn’t even use the location app on his phone to look at my location. It’s just me looking at his location to see if he’s near a place that sells ice cream so I can get ice cream before he gets home.
"if you see me get manipulated by a dark haired, tall, handsome, possessive, stalkerish man. DON'T. SAVE. ME. im right where i want to be." - the MC definitely.