Responses

Ever heard of a different opinion? I found it cringe watching one of them water the other while saying “you’re my flower,” and the other thinking “you’re cute and sexy…wooow, water pooling around his collarbone, how fascinating”, like he’s never seen anything like that in his entire 25 years of life. If you liked it, good for you. I didn’t.
These fully grown men having a splash party in the bathtub gave me secondhand embarrassment so bad I had to pause and reevaluate my life. And that whole, “I’m thinking insane things but I won’t do them because you’re so precious”…sir, then why are they even in your brain? Put those thoughts in rice.