I bet Susan likes to drink orange juice after brushing her teeth....somebody....SOMEBODY STOP HER.
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OMFG. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER FOR MAKING ME AND FOR BASHING MY HEAD SO HARD THAT I BECAME THE DIPSHITMOFOCRACKHEAD THAT I AM TODAY.
I bet Susan likes to drink orange juice after brushing her teeth....somebody....SOMEBODY STOP HER.