im just speechless idk how to answer that.
my first thought was "tbh treat yourself king, the butt plug's on me "
this has no business to be this funny lmaooo
I would be disappointed they didn't get butt plugs for the less unfortunate instead. Food runs out, but butt plugs last forever.
Weren’t there vibrators back then that needed someone else to operate them for them to work, like a bicycle basically??
IDK! But I think one of the Egyptian queens had a vibrator made out of hollow wooden object filled with bees. The bees would get stressed out in the dark small space and fly against the walls of the object, making the whole thing vibrate.
What if they got out of the vibrator....
Imagine you're the peasant who's taxes paid for the King's anal plug tail. That was the end of the imagination exercise, how do you feel