What are the weird things you believed as a kid?

Dayus Temple of Yaoism July 4, 2025 6:35 am

Eg: I believed people in the black and white era of tv lived in black and white world too.

Responses
    rika July 4, 2025 6:43 am

    I always believed that Bieber was a hockey player </3

    Imperfectly_perfect July 4, 2025 6:45 am

    If I swallow a seed them a watermelon start to grow out of me.
    If I breathe too fast then earth will loses it all oxygen.

    Also I though women choose to lesbian because they don't want to get pregnant. I thought I was lesbian as I don't want kids.

    Nobody July 4, 2025 7:09 am

    I literally believed in “from dust you came, and to dust you shall return”, meaning that I thought babies were molded from dirt and were born with clothes. Don’t ask how I explained pregnant women, I don’t think I even thought of them.

    lebron's #1 pookie bear July 4, 2025 9:27 am

    i used to think lady gaga was a famous fortune teller. ik im the second person talking abt bieber i thought his name was justin beaver and he was a popular cartoon character on nickelodeon or smth like that.

    river July 4, 2025 9:30 am
    If I swallow a seed them a watermelon start to grow out of me. If I breathe too fast then earth will loses it all oxygen. Also I though women choose to lesbian because they don't want to get pregnant. I thought... Imperfectly_perfect

    The watermelon thing is so true. Even now I carefully pick all the seeds out.



    I used to think that someday I'll grow older than my parents and then they won't idk scold me anymore or smthg , ikk it was dumb I didn't consider that they'll be even older in that case :"}

    ¿ORPHAN.OBLITERATOR¡ July 4, 2025 9:49 am

    Same because my grandma told me the lie