Fried his own children like it’s nothing

Noir July 25, 2025 7:04 am

Can’t believe I felt bad for a chicken-human who struggles to lay eggs, only for him to fry them the NEXT MORNING. What’s next, he needs another chicken to fertilize them now? I guess the moral of the story is, when life gives you eggs, fry them, then feed them to the guy whose mouth you just came in.

Also, why do I get the feeling Uncle A caught some kind of virus too? And that’s probably why he ran off.

Responses
    Vaile Andersen July 25, 2025 7:22 am

    Loooool chickens irl are funny like that too! They will sometimes eat their own eggs and if they get a taste of another chicken, they think they're delicious and try more frequently to eat them too!

    Noir July 25, 2025 7:26 am
    Loooool chickens irl are funny like that too! They will sometimes eat their own eggs and if they get a taste of another chicken, they think they're delicious and try more frequently to eat them too! Vaile Andersen

    Bahahah, the circle of life…with a dash of cannibalism

    jimim July 25, 2025 7:33 am

    technically since they weren’t fertilised the eggs weren’t his children though. that’d b like saying the blood uterine lining and miscellaneous shit that comes out of you on your period is your children

    Noir July 25, 2025 7:43 am
    technically since they weren’t fertilised the eggs weren’t his children though. that’d b like saying the blood uterine lining and miscellaneous shit that comes out of you on your period is your children jimim

    Yes, yea, you’re right. I was just trying to be funny