Sir Ashler, if you are in need of a spouse, I am more than willing to offer myself for that position, or even the position of a concubine. No wait scratch that, I will literally become a man if the night, except I pay YOU
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Sir Ashler, if you are in need of a spouse, I am more than willing to offer myself for that position, or even the position of a concubine. No wait scratch that, I will literally become a man if the night, except I pay YOU