Ikr someone take that thing off of him, and this is the perfect universe to do so
Feeling happy ? See my dick . Feeling angry ? See my dick . Feeling sad ? See my dick . Missing someone? See my dick in your locker.... Man... I don't know is he'll come back if he can't talk to you without you taking your dick out
I know a pill that’ll make that dick disappear, can’t whip out a coochie… unless… no… I shan’t
He's to far gone , i'm sure he'll show that pussy too , and i'm guessing instead of ... Doing you know what in his locker, he'll end up doki doki with his school supplies
BLAHAHAH bet it’s making u furious just to imagine
Also this feels like it could be a rap song
Idk of i would hate more finding cum in my locker , or opening my bag in classroom and seeing my pencils being all gross and ... Ew
I'll write it
Cum 110% that shit is gross and dries so nasty, and irl it’s off white yellow fuck that shit give me the lady slime
I think it's gross too, but i'm talking about the situations, you see the cum as soon as you open your locker, but imagine being in class and opening your bag and surprise , it's sticky
BLAHAHA SURPISE GOO PEN! I can’t imagine he’d be all that careful with his slime hands tho tbh they’d be handprints all over the place if just burn the whole bag, I’m still team slime tho
I would absolutely hate having an exam and surprise, my pen is sticky and I can't go washy hand because i'm taking an exam, where the cum in the locker is gross as fuck ,but i'm very good at closing it and being in denial
It’s really same shit different hole bruhhhhh fuck it the man just needs to die
He's just gross and his eyes are scary, and hair ugly , i would feel gross even just living in the same reality as him
Glad I can live in the reality where I can print him out and put him through a paper shredder and bury him out back
I’ll throw a pencil down there for him just as my last act of kindness
it's already doing too much he don't deserve it , let gim rot alone where he can't observe us with his creepy looking eyes
U right im too soft, and he’s too hard so he must perish
Way too hard...
No, but stop taking your dick out at the slightest annoyance man, that'll already be a good start.